Nazeriah to Daddy while he made an emergency stop to get gas (quite loudly):
Why are you stopping here?!? We can't get gas here! They don't treat their workers nice and they are mean to the earth!!!
(It was an Exxon station)
Kaija to Mommy while Chayton was taking a bath:
Look Mommy, I brushed his hair really nice. Chayton doesn't know it but he's going to a party in his dreams. That's why I brushed it like this.