The middle child is telling the youngest what is great about going to camp. She's trying in her way to get him excited. Here's what she thinks is the best part:
1. Lunch. Are you really surprised? There's salad and zitti and sandwiches and brownies and brownies and brownies and brownies.
2. "When someone pees in your (lower camp) pool you will get to swim in our pool." No lie - direct quote.
Never saw the second one coming. Was thinking drama or playground or ropes or arts and crafts; but not pee in the pool.