Inspired by a conversation with the little man this morning.
If you give a moose a basketball, he'll want to play on the blacktop outside. Then he will fall down and get a boo-boo. Next he'll need to tell the coach. Then the coach will need to put a band-aid on the boo-boo. Then the moose will have to sit out and not play basketball.
"Mommy, I just want to play basketball inside so I don't get a boo-boo."